If someone ever writes a spitefic for that, I want to know immediately. That would be hilarious.
Yr had had her eye on him for some time now. Tall, elegantly proportioned, with hair almost as lovely as hers. She decided she had enjoyed the anticipation long enough. Time for the seduction. She sat herself down next to him, close enough that her thigh was touching his, and smiled sweetly at him. 'Hello, handsome.' He (his name was not important) gave her a look. 'Can I help you, miss?' Yr smiled dazzlingly and flicked her hair back, artful as always. 'I thought you looked a little lonely,' she said, moving even closer. He pulled away from her. 'Please don't do that. You're making uncomfortable.' Yr looked blankly at him. 'Excuse me?' She calmed herself and moved in again, pressing herself against his side. 'I think I misheard you,' she said, and started to kiss and nibble at his ear and cheek. 'My little lover...' He shoved her off and stood up, wiping his cheek. 'What in Artor's name is wrong with you?' Outraged, Yr stood up too and thrust her luscious breasts toward him - a move which had never failed her before. 'I want you inside me, lover. Ravish me!' He turned away. 'You're disgusting. And if you don't leave before my boyfriend gets here, you're in big trouble. He's very protective of me.' Yr's eyes bugged out in horror. "BOYFRIEND?"
Yer welcome. XD
Just one little bump and SPLASH.
His perfect Sue hair, ruined! Also with any luck he'd subsequently die of hypothermia.
WHYYYY must you take that as a personal challenge, Douglass? It wasn't; I promise you it wasn't!
If this spork makes it as far as Sinner you'll be having fantasies about dancing on her grave. Trust me.
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Here ya go! It's embarrassingly awful. https://antishurtugal-reborn.dreamwidth.org/499483.html
Yr had had her eye on him for some time now. Tall, elegantly proportioned, with hair almost as lovely as hers. She decided she had enjoyed the anticipation long enough.
Time for the seduction.
She sat herself down next to him, close enough that her thigh was touching his, and smiled sweetly at him. 'Hello, handsome.'
He (his name was not important) gave her a look. 'Can I help you, miss?'
Yr smiled dazzlingly and flicked her hair back, artful as always. 'I thought you looked a little lonely,' she said, moving even closer.
He pulled away from her. 'Please don't do that. You're making uncomfortable.'
Yr looked blankly at him. 'Excuse me?' She calmed herself and moved in again, pressing herself against his side. 'I think I misheard you,' she said, and started to kiss and nibble at his ear and cheek. 'My little lover...'
He shoved her off and stood up, wiping his cheek. 'What in Artor's name is wrong with you?'
Outraged, Yr stood up too and thrust her luscious breasts toward him - a move which had never failed her before. 'I want you inside me, lover. Ravish me!'
He turned away. 'You're disgusting. And if you don't leave before my boyfriend gets here, you're in big trouble. He's very protective of me.'
Yr's eyes bugged out in horror. "BOYFRIEND?"
Yer welcome. XD
His perfect Sue hair, ruined! Also with any luck he'd subsequently die of hypothermia.
If this spork makes it as far as Sinner you'll be having fantasies about dancing on her grave. Trust me.