Teres

That's lovely! Could I include it in the fic rec I'm probably giving at the end?

His perfect Sue hair, ruined! Also with any luck he'd subsequently die of hypothermia.

Hmmm, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't bother to get warm after that, because he'd think it would seem "weak", so maybe he would? And now that you mention his "perfect Sue hair", I'm suddenly reminded of Fellowship of the King; having Axis blind people with his hair does seem like something Douglass might have done, after all!

If this spork makes it as far as Sinner you'll be having fantasies about dancing on her grave. Trust me.

Oh, you can trust I'll do my best to make it that far, and I think I'll probably be feeling the same by then (though I think I'll find Sinner less offensive than the first trilogy). In fact, I'll probably be taking a break after StarMan, just to make sure I'll be reasonably fair to Sinner.